Wife Rule #70

Sleep watching ESPN at 5 in the morning does not go over well

Wife Rule #69

Inform your wife if you are going to sleep out in the living room, or she might get worried when you never come to bed.

Wife Rule #68

Do not try to force your wife to play fantasy football or she will resent football all together if she has a bad season.

Wife Rule #67

Cleaning house is a team effort and like any team you have the players on the field and the manager who calls the shots. You are not the manager, she is.

Wife Rule #66

Always check the expiration date on your medication, because your wife will be annoyed and worried if you are still actively taking medication that has been expired for a decade.

Wife Rule #65

Making up after a huge fight is awesome.

Wife Rule #64

When celebrating Independence Day with her family enjoy yourself without pointing out the irony that you are imprisoned by her families holiday plans.

Wife Rule #63

If you are going to your favorite restaurant for the second time in a week, you had better expect to go to her favorite store and then her favorite restaurant within the next week.

Wife Rule #62

Sometimes getting nagged is exactly what you need.

Wife Rule #61

When your wife tells you that she wants you to buy frozen dinners for her to take to work, and then reminds you that she likes the frozen dinners with turkey, she does not mean to buy her 25 frozen turkey dinners.