Wife Rule #30

When your wife says "I have the target giftcard" she means: she has the target giftcard. When she says "you have the target giftcard" she means: you had better have the target giftcard. When she says "we have the target giftcard" she means: I think you have the target giftcard. Don't go shopping for 45 minutes and discover that neither of you has target giftcard.

Wife Rule #29

It's ok to buy something that you want...as long as you buy something of equal or greater value for your wife.

Wife Rule #28

If your wife tells you that she wants you to chase your dream then you had better start working towards your dream. If you do not she may stop supporting your pursuit of the dream.

Wife Rule #27

Small technical details are rarely of interest to a wife. Updating and upgrading the new computer may be important to you but it should be done when your wife is not arround.

Wife Rule #26

Happiness is narrowing a decision to a few options that you can live with and then letting your wife make the final decision.

Wife Rule #25

One part of getting married is making compromises, so you may get to keep your sports stuff but a lot of it might have to be put away.

Wife Rule #24

If you blog about your wife make sure you acknowledge her in your blog on her birthday. I love you honey, Happy Birthday.

Wife Rule #23

It doesn't matter how right you are, if you try to convince your wife to admit that you are right you will end up being wrong.

Wife Rule #22

Never ask your wife to try to guess what present you are getting her, she will figure it out and it will be disappointing for both of you.

Wife Rule #21

If she asks what your favorite (fill in the blank) is, then you are supposed to have a clear favorite.