Wife Rule #90

Don't try to blame gaseous releases on the dog.

While I have been raised to be a gentleman about things like this, occasionally things do slip. It is better to take responsiblity for it and take your lumps than pass it off on the dog.

Sure she may be polite and not say anything, but she will know the truth. It will only be a matter of time before you hear about it if you try and blame the dog.